I wanted to let you know I'm offering one of my burgers for only a buck. Thing is, I'm not doing it for long, so you should probably get to one of my restaurants and ask for it. What is this mysterious "it" I speak of? Well, it's got kind of a complicated name so you may want to save this email to help you remember. It's called... wait for it... the Big Cheeseburger. That's right, the Big Cheeseburger. It's a jumbo beef patty with two kinds of cheese on a sesame seed bun. Oh and it's only $1.00 plus tax. That's a pretty high beef and cheese to price ratio, for those of you who are counting. In fact, I coulda called it the Big Cheapsburger... but that would have been annoying. And I don't want to annoy you. I want to delight you. So come on in, get full, save money and we'll all live happily ever after.
Quick!! $1 Cheeseburger!!! (with free exclamation points)
- Jack
